I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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