Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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