So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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