I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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