Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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