He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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