i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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