the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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