thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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