whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I cannot find my penis.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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