I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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