I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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