WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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