I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
