Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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