So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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