we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so let's talk penis.
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug