Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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