omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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