pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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