oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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