Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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