Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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