I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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