Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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