Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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