my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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