Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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