if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
