Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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