Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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