I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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