At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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