Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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