So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I am available for nakedness
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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