4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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