i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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