How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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