I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have aggressive nipples.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
