we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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