can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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