what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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