I want to stick my p in your. b.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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