We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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