Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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