God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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