The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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