i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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