but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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