I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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