Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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