brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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