My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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