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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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