I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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