these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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