chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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