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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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